Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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