I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He passed out mid-signature
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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