he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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