All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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