there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
