508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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