When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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