My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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