so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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