Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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