hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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