Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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