i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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