Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
