Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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