He is such a slut. More and more my type.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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