i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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