I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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