I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
