She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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