if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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