note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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