She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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