Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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