whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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