There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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