Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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