I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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