His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
