mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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