hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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