Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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