And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic