I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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