Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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