Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Boobs speak an international language.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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