3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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