After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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