Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Threesome in a minivan. New low
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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