You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
it glows. i had to have it.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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