tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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