we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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