I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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