why do cheetos always look like penises
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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