come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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