..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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