all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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