i don't like sucking hair
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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