btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
