Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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