I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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