I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
this boner is exhausting
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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