I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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