sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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