question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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